By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 584
You deserved it 3 860

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NikkiFlysKites 8

That's when you shove her head into the toilet.

haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!

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DarkHelmet 10

and that's when u dunk her head into the toilet filled with her own puke

Maybe she slept with him BEFORE OP became his girlfriend :-) If not then I'm thinking the swirlie is a good idea..

DawnMarie11 0

if it was before the girl wouldn't have said your boyfriend, at least that's my thought on it, maybe in wrong.

flighted 1

^pretty lady.... & yes, I agree. obv this dumbass dude is chick's boyfriend

Shoving her face into her own vomit won't help you forget what happened... Plus there were two people involved... Just make it a note not to call her a friend again, and let go of that cancerous boyfriend of yours too while you're at it...

flighted 1

yeah but I bet it would make OP feel helluva lot better. I know I woulda dunked that shit twice.

gtmustanggirl18 0

I say u drop that bitch and leave her to herself

wriptidez 0

im sorry... man ur mom has dirty mind

what the hell? wrong FML moron. So many people are effing doing that right now, commenting on the wrong FML. I think you did that on purpose

woow I guess the truth comes out when you are drunk

Lol, how would you possibly know that from just a few sentences?

PopRocks14 0

Her FML, today I was drunk and my bestfriend was holding my hair as I threw up in the toilet. She dunked my head in for no apparent reason. I think she was the drunk one. Silly bestfriend. FML.

44. seriously....you've taken stupidity to a whole new level

Lol & right when she said that id have shoved that bitches face in that vomit filled toilet!!!!