By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France
Same thing different taste
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With friends like these…
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Tasty
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Gross, dude!
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Wait, what?
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Party animal
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Maybe she slept with him BEFORE OP became his girlfriend :-) If not then I'm thinking the swirlie is a good idea..
Shoving her face into her own vomit won't help you forget what happened... Plus there were two people involved... Just make it a note not to call her a friend again, and let go of that cancerous boyfriend of yours too while you're at it...
but..... but.... it would be fun....
what the hell? wrong FML moron. So many people are effing doing that right now, commenting on the wrong FML. I think you did that on purpose
woow I guess the truth comes out when you are drunk
Lol, how would you possibly know that from just a few sentences?
Her FML, today I was drunk and my bestfriend was holding my hair as I threw up in the toilet. She dunked my head in for no apparent reason. I think she was the drunk one. Silly bestfriend. FML.
44. seriously....you've taken stupidity to a whole new level
Lol & right when she said that id have shoved that bitches face in that vomit filled toilet!!!!
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That's when you shove her head into the toilet.
haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!