By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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NikkiFlysKites 8

That's when you shove her head into the toilet.

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YurTriniFantasy 1

haha slap her then dunk her head in the toilet... then run... an dump your boyfriend... and go find a guy in a club to sleep with... problem solved OP!

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tnlander 20

You people are not creative enough. While holding her head down you quietly whisper "it's ok if you slept with him. I been sleeping with you father for months." Then let her thrash around in her own vomit.

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HoMachine 1

follow up by ******** on her face while her head is in the toliet

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lindseyluvszac 4

Dunk her head in the toilet and hold her there! Fyl That's a betrayal...and no alcohol does NOT excuse cheating

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's when you yank her around by her hair and slam her head head in the toilet.

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flighted 1

yeah.....that's a lil much

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nerdsgetmehot 22

...It's a joke. This is FML. Lighten up.

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flighted 1

exactly. lighten up your extreme comment. obviously it was a joke but obviously it was a little much.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Note that plenty of other people made far more extreme comments. Why pick on me? Lay off. :P

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H3NKE 0

well it's a good thing you already have hold of her hair

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Brianaamariee 4

wellllll truth comes out when your drunk ;D

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birdfreak 24

maybe you should grab a pair of scissors......

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