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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

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liveBabylon 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:55

KARMA BITCH!

Allymeme 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 3:59

YDI. If you had found the $100 bill, and no one had claimed it, then it's yours. Someone claimed it though, so that means you should have given it back. It's like if you find a wallet on the ground with money in it. You should always return it without pocketing the money.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:10

YDI for stealing. You knew who owned it but still kept it for yourself. If you hadn't been able to find the owner that would have been fine, but someone claimed it and you still took it.

Jarheadhorn 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:15

lets see $100 or your job..............WTF

Kelishas 9

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:15

While I'm sorry that you're out of a job, but that was selfish..and thievery..

BlinkOnceForYes 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:27

Why would you take money from someone calling after it? That's soo wrong. F your life? Maybe f your life because you are horrible human being.

omgwhatanfml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:34

YDI for being a dickweed

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:52

Not only does it not work for theft, but he called it a reward. A reward for what? For catching $100 and and not returning it? Yes, let's reward our bad acts with money

Gqp23okiestate 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:15

It's not called a note it's called a dollar bill, you dumbass

ugadawg11 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:38

Pretentious American ass. Many other countries call paper currency "notes". In fact, it's even on American currency as well - Federal Reserve Note.

skybeau 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:54

Overreacting much? Not everywhere in the world refers to money as "bills". Here in Australia, it would also be called a $100 note. OP seems to be from Hong Kong, so it's quite likely that they call them notes over there too. Don't you just love those Americans that fit the stereotype "People who use different words for things are dumbasses!!" (Note: the last part was sarcasm)

ryan__h 1

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:59

You idiot...you are the reason people look down on us. Open your eyes you ethnocentric ass.

brainstewdgeek 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:56

They call them notes here too... And for the record, we still have the top universities in the world where your "pretentious Ass" comrades tend to come to study.