By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong
Same thing different taste
By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego
What?
By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva
By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London
How very dare you?
By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper
By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins
By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States
Make your mind up
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland
Great start
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LMAO
as a reward? for what, being a dick?
"reward"? Reward for it? Being a world class idiot? YDI
couldn't u have just given the money back 2 ur boss straightaway? and I agree with clockworkrainbow. it's not really stealing. it's more a case of OP not having morals lol
You know finders keepers isn't a legal defence for theft right? Someone identified it as being their property, and OP chose to take it anyways. That is theft.
actually it is... unless they have proof it is there property or you witnessed them having ownership of it :)
Anything short of attempting to find the real owner, or turning the item into the police can be considered theft.
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Show it anywayPeople do get stuck in traffic for two hours. It happens all the time, especially in very large cities. Yes, money floats. It's light and can easily be caught by the wind. It has to go some direction, so why is it impossible it floated to the OP? It's a valid reason to fire him, seeing as he was calling after the OP and the OP pocketed it anyway. Morality clauses in company contracts give them the ability to terminate employees for misdeeds done outside of work and such. Not claiming the FML -MUST- be true, but it's all plausible.
maybe an hour in traffic? where the hell do you live? i grew up in cali...n what should have been a 30 minute drive was 3 hrs of brake, gas, stomp on brake, yell at all the other idiots...n repeat... i agree with #41shove it up your ass...^-^ op...you...are an idiot...even if you had a bad day thats no reason to do what you did...what in any part of that did you deserve a reward? YDI
I've been over an hour in traffic. Illinois interstate roads SUCK, always under construction...
They live in Hong Kong. You can see it under the fml. Duh.
#36 I think you just proved who the real loser is.
FYL for getting caught lololol (Seriously, who can say they WOULDN'T go right after that little bastard?) but YDI for not giving it up when you got caught, most definitely
fyl u totally deserved it next time dont take the money
Karma 1 You 0
Your little reward? You no longer have to get stuck in traffic on your way to work. Enjoy unemployment, chump!
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that's stealing. ydi for sure
wow, you asshole.