By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML
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Shorty_Shaza 5

was this for charity? Or just a saturday night for you?

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perdix 29

He did it because a girl that can be purchased for $2 probably looks like Gollum. He recited the Hobbit lines to stall for time so the date could end without him having to try to kiss preciousess.

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stronghand0331 17

Since he's such a big spender, does that mean he gets a "happy ending" later in the night?

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that_guy_ollie 0

if op is prepared for some ... pelic thrusting

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hashmita 0

If you were desperate enough to enter a dating auction, you should be desperate enough to go on a date with him.

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collegegirl87 0

The auction may have been for charity.

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missedwidow 5

Desperate? You only say that because from your pic, I can see 2 dollars would be far too much to pay for you. I have a great dating life but I was in an auction for charity and someone paid 450, the highest of the night for a two hour date with me.

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Ashurie 0

wait...which one, coz if its fellowship, you got a keeper!

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BlueTwist89 0

How do you know it was every line, unless you knew every line?

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BlueTwist89 0

There should be a reserve for an auction like this :/.

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wwerulez14 6

Did he spend the rest of the evening humping your leg screaming, "My precious!!!"?

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RoxxyHustle 7

wow, I guess beggars CAN be choosers? If you went for $2 you're no prize, shut your pancake hole.

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