By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
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b_anhero 0

look on the bright side: your natural reflex is to charge, head first, into danger.

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random210 0

bahahaha. I always had that problem in high school.

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hidingoutt7 0

7 that's werid I have no one under my locker the whole areas mine

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FFML_314 11

The locker will always win. When will people learn this?

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SaintE_fml 0

agreed, however don't give up the fight

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imaginaryvoice 18

Guess who's not one of your favorite FMLers!

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

what about me :D (your all time favorite)

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

yes? no? maybe? so?

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

you still haven't answeeeerrrrrred

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FFML_314 11

Shut up, 59. Also, if you hate 'Brits' you are on the wrong site. This place is /full/ of them. Not to mention, created by them. They must not be annoying, seeing as you enjoy the site so much. You should just crawl in a hole. Please.

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

FFML you are one of them (I didn't mean Brits I meant annoying people) go away.

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Peacemaker9 7

WTF isn't ur name Zack or am I wrong? Fml- yea I definitly don't remember u so goodbye-no offense intended

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

zach* and she's a **** just ignore her

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illmatic2 16

How can you say you didn't mean Brits when you specefically said "I hate British people"? You're an idiot.

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FFML_314 11

That made no sense. "You are one of them" No, I'm American. Big words, for such a little boy. Thank you, Zach. (Illmatic2)

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

no I said "your one of them (NOT BRITS, annoying people)

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Peacemaker9 7

when the he'll did he say anything about britts? cuz I don't see athing like that on this thread

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

I even said I didn't mean Brits clearly on the comment. are you people blind?

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Peacemaker9 7

ffml was that " that made no sense" comment for me? cuz I am lost in this whole britts thing? it went from me remember two plp to an arguement .

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illmatic2 16

Peacemaker he said he hates British people on his profile. Zach, it didn't make sense at first, you're comment wasn't very clear.

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FFML_314 11

Oh no. You're going to cry, aren't you? You're going to land yourself some classy women, throwing around the C word. ;] Happy hunting!

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Peacemaker9 7

oh....ok then why bring it up on this thread? u shouldve done it on ffmls comment above mine.

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

yes I'm verrrry sad I hope you find a guy (that's if, anyone likes you)

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Peacemaker9 7

ffml who the heck u talking to!? I can't tell...I'm not mad or anything I'm just curious..

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FFML_314 11

I'm talking to the 12 year old baby. He knows I hate him. Find a guy? Well I have a girlfriend, but thank you anyway.

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

so your a lesbian?

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Peacemaker9 7

oh ok. well I'm all good now... thanks for clearing it up for me.

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FFML_314 11

I'm a lesbian what? Finish your sentence!

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FFML_314 11

.....should I repeat my question?

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

YOURE. A. LESBIAN. correct?

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xWTF_FML_FTWx 1

you're welcome. I'm going to go now.

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ohthebloodygore 16

You're all idiots! :D

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Xythenol 6

But Captain Hook the Locker NEEDED your eye so he wouldn't have to wear his eye patch anymore! D:

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being outsmarted by an inanimate object, for having a locker, for attending school, and for having a head for it to hit!

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shacoria 0

Learn to control your anger and things like this wouldn't happen

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Edokun 0

"some people can NOT controll their anger but yeah, for some people it is physically and psycologically impossibe for them to supress their anger because mabe they are bipolar or arent mntally strong enough and their are other reasons why but i really cba to name anymore, iv used enough smart words :3

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Crysta_fml 3

I'm sorry... what 'smart words'? I didn't catch any.

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metallicatime 0

I did the same thing except the hook part. haha that blows man

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Juneyah1017 9

lmao did you get beat up by your backpack also.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

That locker made you it's bitch.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

OP stands for Ogre Piss.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Orgasmic Penetration. I'd tell you to ask your mom to explain it further, but that last donkey punch has left her too woozy to speak.

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Frenchtony 17

thank you I've been wondering for so long

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