By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Sirducki 0

well at good for him...oh yeah and i guess that sucks for you.... ... ... ...oh wait I couldn't care less

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thatfeelsright 0

he lost his virginity with op at the movies

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theluckygirl28 8

nah man. she was watching a movie and she got a text that her boyfriend most probably didn't mean to send her saying he lost his virginity. the FML is in the fact that it wasn't to her. or that's how i understood it.

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DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

#28 bragging about hand jobs given in a movie theater make you a *****.

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aardvarkish 15

I think it's awesome they can have cell phones in prison now

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MissGreenT 0

Ummmm...surprise?

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chloeginger 0

you should have sent out a mass text saying my boyfriend is a liar. then got up and left. :)

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Gay buttsecks? It dosen't say the OP is a girl.

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RokstaRx88 0

well obviously ur not putting out so he got some from someone else ydi

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Blur009er 0

how could u have forgitten?

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