By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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loludeserveit 0

I remember that!!!

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wafflebot 0

Wow, virginity? I want to see that movie!

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misse_01 0

how tha heckk did he .... ??? wtffffff wow sukzz fo you

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seeimdee 0

ew ******* in a movie theatre is trampy.

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

Is his name Pee-Wee Herman?

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YOULIVETODIE 0

Either your completely stupid or your statement is a horrible joke.

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okaydisarray 17

Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Because who would do that? He'd be ridiculed to no end. It sounds like a joke.

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

yeah it's kind of unclear what she means, but im with the people who think she is saying that she was in the movies without her bf when he sent that txt. if so, then ah well. i like the way 34 thinks though ;) haha

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

A hand job is still a job.

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