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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

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Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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Demetra_fml 0

Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April: "Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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YOULIVETODIE 0

Wow, I've never thought I'd ever know of a chick that'd ever make the statement in which you just made.

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boopityboppity 11

Take out the "in" and it makes sense :)

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the_boob 0

well, that'll teach you for not putting out.

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xd0rkiee 0

That's what I was thinking. It makes no sense. :l

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HaleyQuinn 0

Ewww.Virgin huh? im guessing your not one?

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stuffy25 0

reply and say my movie is showing how ti hurt boyfriend who cheat ur choices r 1: cut off ur penis 2: hit u with a whip till u die 3: or make u date miley cyrus ur choice!

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Apprentice4Life 5

Please.. Dear God.. Learn to type or gtf off this site!!

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tokintot07 0

quit bitchin. you should feel good about that

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theluckygirl28 8

umm... I'd say YDI for dating a guy douche-baggish enough to send out a mass text saying he lost his virginity... seriously.... who does that? But I'd also say FYL. Cheaters suck :(

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