Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide... - FML

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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ZeShadow 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

You should have asked for a light......

BeanieBaby 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:07

Um... weren't the lights off?

I_lost_the_game 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:30

That doesn't mean he can't fart.

HurriKaty 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:14

Goddamn, that's funny as shit.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

kkacanek 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:27

**** yes!

BannedStory 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:09

lol at his name, fartmaster.

YtotsDI 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 5:07

ewww is ur dp of l and light kissing?!?!?

Super_Sexy 4

Monday 31 October 2011 1:16

u make NO ****** SENSE DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

I_lost_the_game 25

Sunday 27 May 2012 1:31

165-Hey, L and Light are a cute couple. Nothing wrong with yaoi.

guitardedman 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

hahahaha i did that in wind cave last year...in the front of the line going slowly down some stairs. this little kid was like "hey ranger janet why does this part of the cave smell so bad" i laughed the entire day

lifeftl 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:17

it's not fyi or ydi i would be proud and laugh it off hahahahah now if it smells, sucks to be the ppl near you

acertijo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

hahaahhaahhahaahahhaha you're awesome :D

quachie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:20

How would they know who it was if the lights were turned off? I don't get how this is a FML

breebearxx 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:20

hahahahaha good one!

alawoo 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:23

LOL

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