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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 19:30 - United States

Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By Watsausrname - 14/06/2016 02:31

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 22:30

Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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mina_8 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:38

That sucks. :P It was just an honest mistake but no one likes it when their gender is assumed wrong.

glostik 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:49

LOL! This has happened to me before, except in a different situation. It was my first day of middle school and I didn't know where the bathroom was. I went into the womens bathroom, thinking it meant girls... I was washing my hands when a teacher walked in and told me that I needed to leave. O,..,O

Comments

TriniRockStar 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:33

lmao she looked like a man

quackquackquac 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:41

fail. (i know)

epicfail13337 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:47

Lmfao, a woman that looks like a man. Haven't seen that in a while. You shouldn't have said anything. It's ok though. FYL and this is going into my favs.

loltoyoutoo 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:11

Lmfao . That sucks . awkward moment, eh ?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:26

Favorited. Nice. Did the lack of urinals and the sign with a skirt-clad figure and the word WOMEN not make this obvious. Shh. You're giving guys bad ideas.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:27

I have a very butch female friend, and it makes her day whenever she gets called "Sir." She thinks it's hilarious. Clearly, this washroom woman just hasn't accepted herself for who she is.

icantellu 7

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:51

wait no lesbo action? wow ur boring [=

stereopump 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 4:06

YDI for being so desperate to get laid that you assume everyone around you has a dick. Really.

LaLaJoy 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:27

Really?? Because mistaking someone's gender automatically means that they're desperate for sex? Right....

SonyIsGod 13

Thursday 28 November 2013 16:03

In what way was the OP, "desperate to get laid?" What you said makes no sense, and I actually hope that you retch out your vile and sorry excuse for an opinion to an actual, 'butch,' woman, so she can beat the shit out of you.