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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Lady of Sorrows - 31/01/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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RandomIdiot 3

Sunday 1 March 2009 0:44

Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)

meta_knight_486 5

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:46

All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.

Comments

confusdsincbirth 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:07

Shoulda just went with it.. Coulda gotten yourself a date (;

Clozzie 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:37

Read this comment in a pervy quick voice: Show him your magic wand and crystal balls! :P

Clozzie 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:39

OR, whip down your pants and say: "SUCK IT!!"

LithiumJoker 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:08

whatever, guys with long hair are sexier anyways.

Epic_Times 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:13

number one said it perfectly :D

hewro_failure 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:37

Justin Beiber? Is that you? Stop lying to yourself everyone knows you are a lesbian

Simbaby 23

Friday 27 September 2013 5:46

If I was a guy I would've dropped my pants then and there to prove a point .

sk2093437 1

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:12

Man, you just need to put off ur pants to show them

Bathtubduck 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 20:49

Yeah, happened to me to. Multiple times in India since I live here now. Just that I'm a girl and was being sent to the men line. I have short hair, and was wearing baggy clothes and no makeup... That was a FML moment