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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 15:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By Chandra - 12/05/2019 10:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML

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Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Monday 10 June 2013 19:02

Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Monday 10 June 2013 19:34

At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".

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chabelo 10

Monday 10 June 2013 19:07

just text one of your buddies from work they should help you out

Enslaved 36

Monday 10 June 2013 19:08

"I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer." :P Lesson learnt-- I always make it a point to check for T.P. before I enter a restroom stall.

2757240 12

Monday 10 June 2013 19:08

U didn notic weather thier was tp b4 u shat! *** y'all ficks those grammar purposes

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 June 2013 20:52

WTF??!!

Catkam623 27

Monday 10 June 2013 19:08

Look at the bright side, you can walk to the next stall butt naked and no one will see your tiny penis since its dark with no lights on.

99megster 15

Monday 10 June 2013 19:09

He's a dumbass for thinking that toilet paper has anything to do with your intelligence

SirTalkaton 22

Monday 10 June 2013 19:09

He sounds like a big shit stain. Sorry OP, hopefully you got your situation taken care of properly.

Dan_DRC 2

Monday 10 June 2013 19:22

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kallima_fml 3

Monday 10 June 2013 19:24

After spending all morning reading about corporate psychopaths for a class that I am taking, I can say that it sure as hell sounds like you found one! That reaction was completely out in left field. I hope that you managed to get out of there before anyone caught you with your pants down.