Kids: Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's...

By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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limeyemilyy 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Rewrite some of it to freak her out

zcheema17 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Trembelwick 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:55

this is what society has come to now... sex stories about fantisy characters now... were all screwed...

zachmofo 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:55

I bet five dollars my comment is going to be moderated. YOU JACKASS BITCHES!!

Lemycakes 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:01

Wow ur a dick for snooping..

CIVIVFanatic 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:25

Ha. I read this and had to make an account just to respond to it. First of all, I personally don't think too highly of Twilight, but that's because I'm a 20 year old guy, not a teenage girl. What gets me is that you said, and I quote, "I can't believe I raised this freak." Are you ok in the head? That's your DAUGHTER you're talking about. Now, if you're a rational human being you'll regret this in a few days and take it down - you're just heated and confused. Still, that's completely unacceptable to call your family member, and what's more your child, a freak. I sincerely hope for you and her that that was just a slip due to your shock.

Maritza345 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:46

Wow. U should write " UR grounded" or somthin

blahahahaSadFace 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:01

why should she be grounded?? for expressing her wants and needs in to fan fiction?!? for actually KNOWING. about sex and WANTING to try it out, but instead is writing about?! GIVE A FREAKING SPECTACULAR reason for her to be grounded?!?!?! when HE AS A FATHER OR HESHE MAN THING SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN LOOKING THREW HER STUFF!?! tell me, I honestly want to know :))

xmrsxmansonx 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:14

at least mine always involved Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer... LOL

kibotoyuki 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:18

I feel sorry for you. Oh wait, no I don't. You were looking through her stuff WITHOUT her permission. YDI. Have fun living with her.

kibotoyuki 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:20

I feel sorry for you. Oh wait, no I don't. You were looking through her stuff WITHOUT her permission. YDI. Have fun living with her.

blahahahaSadFace 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:13

you know it's not that she may be a freak, you may have had nothing to do with it but it's pretty horrid to call your child a freak. specially when I'm sure you your self have had sexual fantasies your self. don't judge someone for who they are. and there was a reason she hid it from you. at least she's just writing about and not actually doing it. If it bothers you so much you have to share it with the world why don't you talk talk to her about it. yeah?? :)