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By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Sheh_fml 25

Calling your own daughter a freak shows just what a crappy dad you are. Parents should be supportive. Also, like you NEVER did anything similar when you was a kid? And for your information, girls do like sex too, even if guys (and especially dads) deny it and think of their daughters as preschoolers. Oh, yeah, don't look through her stuff. I bet you would be furious if she looked through your secret **** stash.

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Sethvir 0

I more think you should be thankful it want pictures of her with two guys pretending to ve those characters...

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sbell84 5

wow to be that closed minded you must be a prude republican type,she is going to get worse and prob going to grow up to be a *****.she is expressing herself in secret because she is afraid of you.

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yorkerca 1

well, he won't be calling her a freak when she's making millions because of this story..

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xXSecondSunXx 3

Gosh I feel sorry for you OP :P I'm a 17 yr old girl myself but even I don't read that shit, so imagine the horror on my face when I found out that my 22 yr old male cousin bought the whole Twilight series to start reading :S Can anybody explain to me whats so special about a book that talks about sparkling vampires and half naked guys running around the forest??

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blahahahaSadFace 0

it all depends on your preference and if you ever read the books and NOT watch the movies it pretty okay. but it always depends on your preference in reading books. the movie has ruined the books so bad. but hey what ever right.

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endlessman 0

ydi for getting into here personal life

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aintholy 0

How dare you do that! Everyone has private thoughts. Just be thankful it's about two boys from a movie/book and not a real life boy she knows.

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alyssana 0

you're a freak for invading her privacy. get over it. ydi

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blahahahaSadFace 0

no, no it's not. it's way beyond okay! :D OP and half of these commenters are just closed minded jack asses that need to learn that it's no longer okay to be closed minded, that they are part if the reason so many teens go to drugs, and suicide before EVER talking to their parents first. btw I write them to. :)

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