By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Beelzebub259 7

I hate twilight (and its fans) but wtf is wrong with you? Respect your daughter's privacy, you ******* nobend. You brought this on yourself and you should be ashamed. She is the one who shouldn't be able to look you in the eye. Being related to someone like you is something to be ashamed of you ******* shit parent

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emilyta_fml 0

You're a bitch, you shouldnt have been snooping anyways. I write stories not about twilight mind you, but be happy she is expressing herself and can write period.

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samiisSatan 0

well she's 16. it's not wonderful but be greatful she can never actually get her hands on those two and move on.

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Sailor_Stars 1

She's not a freak but a fangirl!! Get the difference?!?! I hate it when people compare us!! Ever seen a REAL freak?! No? I didn't think so!

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HAS95 0

Fyl but you deserve it for snooping...

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lovelessgirl 7

I'm sorry, but your daughter needs to be sent to a mental hospital. Vampires do not sparkle, and anyone who thinks they do needs serious help. That series was poorly written by a woman who does not understand the basics about vampires.

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ley290 0

Im siding with the daughter because Edward and Jacob FROM THE BOOKS are wildly sexy

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loopy_lottie 7

Wow... That's a bit grim :S I agree, your life sucks! Kind of like 'Twilight' really...

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