By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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ProjectMoth 2

Yeah, and you've never watched a ****. Freak. At least she writes about it and is creative.

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TheLadyOpal 30

I can't believe you have the audacity to call your own daughter a freak for writing what YOU found while snooping in HER computer. **** her life, she doesn't deserve you.

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Levee44 9

I hope this is not true. If it is, **** her life for having such a father! OMG, poor girl.

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finklefck 5

you're a dick father for calling your daughter a freak...think about the bullshit you did when you were her age...how many socks did you jerk it into?

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Lucky7Samson 10

I think I'd kill my kid. Just .45 to the dome piece.

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Sarahenglerxo 2

you're an asshole for calling your daughter a freak. She's your daughter. You should accept her no matter what weird things she may do.

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avifors 10

Snooping through your daughters room and calling her a freak on the Internet. Sounds like good parenting.

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