By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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werewolftrixie 0

She's sixteen. That's actually really normal these days. This is comming from an 18 year old who wrote fan fiction when she was 16. Get over it, times have changed. Stop ******* snooping. Studies show that parents who snoop/ don't trust their kids are more likely to not see them after highschool.

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newburton13 26

WHY did you let her read Twilight? That stuff is a literature version of heroin.

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shinshoku13 19

You shouldnt be snooping >:( and thanks for disturbing too...

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chattysoul890 18

why were you snooping in the first place? how would you like it if she was snooping through your files and found some of your ****? i bet she would disown your ass.

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XoMxcted 0

You deserved it, I mean snooping? Come on curiosity killed the cat. Plus I think to call your daughter a freak just makes you deserve it even more. You must be a real shitty parent.

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Zelda210 0

YDI for snooping, and raising an insane psychopath. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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csnetwork 1

yea add a paragraph to it...

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technolove 7

aw, caling her a freak was pretty mean

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monkiki62 5

Ur retarded op she's 16 and going though puberty. Seems to me your the freak.

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mahkala10 0

1) you shouldn't be snooping around your DAUGHTERS personal stuff anyway! That shows you don't trust her. 2) why would you call her a freak?! Wtf. She likes twilight!, get over it dude. She's not perfect and obviously neither are you

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