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By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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By Snooper - 16/03/2022 18:00

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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limeyemilyy 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Rewrite some of it to freak her out

zcheema17 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

bridgetD14 4

Wednesday 13 June 2012 15:33

FYL for having a weirdo daughter but YDI for snooping

what_ever2007 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:23

I can't believe you talk about your own daughter that way.

Whiteheart55 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:32

Don't call her a freak maybe she's that way because she has a mother that would look that far down at her own daughter your the freak bitch!

missalice0306 19

Monday 2 July 2012 8:08

It was you who chose to snoop around on your daughter's computer and it was you who chose to read that story. Yes, Twilight is basically a 400 page hormone driven fanfiction, but calling your daughter a freak on the internet says much more about you than her. F her life for having you as her parent. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

KissMyFurryAss 10

Thursday 2 August 2012 7:47

Interesting. I'm sixteen and write very graphic smut- for the Furry Fandom, not the twilight fandom- and i don't think I'm a freak. To each's on, my friend, leave your daughter to her creative outlets.

Fmylife107 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:30

You make your own monsters, she got this from you

elliepenguin 5

Monday 27 August 2012 8:13

So this is how "50 Shades of Gray" came into being...

Mizzitch1337 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:22

She may not have the best taste, but it is deplorable that you're calling your own daughter a freak and saying that you're "f*cking disgusted" due to how she chooses to express herself creatively and sexually. I really feel sorry for her.