By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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Palirose 22

Omg I moderated this one!!! Yeeeee! :D your life sucks but for once my life has a glimmer of excitement.

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csmith10100 4

wow what a life u must have

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Palirose 22

I was kidding. I was just excited that for once one that I moderated was actually passed through. :P

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heathz 9

Lucky. When I moderate FMLs they are always the stupid ones that make no sense. Yeah I have no life either. Haha

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Savra_fml 17

Say "lets see if it grows....like when Pinocchio tells a lie! Ready......mmmm, you have a big dick. Look, look, I can feel it growing!!!"

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causticgirl 6

Could have been worse...could've been your brains all over the dash. Obviously wasn't a major accident and obviously you weren't wearing a seat belt. Hoping to be thrown clear next time?

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SilverInGray 25

It wasn't obviously anything that you said.

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crazy_whitechick 6

I hit 3 deer last night. Totaled my car

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dontsmokecrack 1

3 in one night? By the second consecutive hit I would of stopped my car, scratched my ass, driven to the DMV and returned my drivers license telling them I'm not worthy

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itschrisssybro 8

At least your boyfriend chose a unicorn, he could've said a baby rhino or something rather.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Do the same by poking his pee pee.

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drivemysoul19 8

Unicorns are pretty bad ass. Why are you complaining?

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