Miscellaneous: Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police...

By gooddriver - 15/10/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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You deserved it 8 537

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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You deserved it 2 615

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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Mihir 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:46

hmm...u should probably walk over to him an say "License and registration please"

DataWhore 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:34

he can't issue a ticket if he's involved... another cop should come.

Comments

blastvortex 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:22

I hope you were able to get as many witnesses to stay as you can (despite the fact that it's usually illegal to depart a scene after an accident, people do it anyway). There's no reason a cop should find him or herself to necessarily be completely honest about the situation since, of course, it would be their word(s) against yours - in which the cop almost always wins - unless otherwise provable in a court of law. I hope you have a good attorney, some solid witnesses, or the good fortune to have been hit by an honest cop, otherwise you're screwed.

terimaa 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:37

You're not alone in your "annoyance." I have yet to have a good experience with cops, and I've dealt with them more than I should have. All the ones I've had to deal with are power hungry, self-absorbed dumbasses who never had the brain capacity to become anything else. MOST of them are absolutely useless. (I say most because I have hope that there are cops out there that aren't so corrupt and moronic.)

sovereign_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:38

i'd love to be in this situation, i'd make that pig's life hell.

dramatic11 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 17:15

Cops are people too, they make mistakes. As long as he's not being an asshole about it, let it go. I don't see why this is a FML...? Accidents happen. It would be a FML if he blamed you for it and didn't take responsibility.

vintagerose 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 17:32

i'd prolly be feeling a whole lot of FML if i got rear ended and my car needed repairs.

jnxt231 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:02

Knowing the cops they probably said it was your fault too.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:13

...And his cruiser cruised no more. :[ Turn the tables on him and ask him for his insurance. If he doesn't provide it, arrest him. Nah, the gubbermint will pay to get your car fixed. The fuzzies have insurance for situations like this.

noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:34

AWESOME, NOW YOU CAN SUE AND MAKE MONEY!!!!!!!!! His dumbass fault, and he was on the job - the police department is responsible!

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 19 October 2014 23:50

People like you are what's wrong with tort

raeannriley 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 19:45

Yes, cops annoy me too! Like the ones who become cops straight out of highschool, then go and party with their underage friends, but go bust some other kids the next weekend for drinking underage.

Dabamash 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 20:04

Wow, someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. Or should I say "Who got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?" lol. Is your attention span really so small that you can't even read the next sentence?