Miscellaneous: Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a...

By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 012

You deserved it 2 500

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 280

You deserved it 2 223

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Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 444

You deserved it 146

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By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 427

You deserved it 80

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15

Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 260

You deserved it 4 916

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 5 945

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 308

You deserved it 2 688

Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 364

You deserved it 3 528

By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 934

You deserved it 3 065

Unbeliever

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 577

You deserved it 6 701

Too little, too late

By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 315

You deserved it 8 296

Mvibes 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:04

Man that SUCKS....They at least offered to help pay damages right? Hopefully you got insurance

keoct 4

Monday 3 August 2009 16:07

Could be worse, my neighbours tree fell on his house, It was an “act of god” and his insurance refused to pay for it.

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abetterday 4

Monday 3 August 2009 18:44

YDI for having neighbors

FukMeFukU 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:51

Aha. I live on the Jersey/PA border. It was probably just the aftermath of the huge storm the just went through. Ive had 5 trees knocked down up and down my road and arround my house. My cars survived though :)

ReportAbuse 0

Monday 3 August 2009 18:58

YDI for being a bitch.

2005KonaScrapp 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:00

that sucks, but seriously, watch out for those trees.

Microsoftfan 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:01

You all thinking the OP deserved it are idiots. #52, how was she being a bitch? She just thought the neighbors were doing heavy construction. Anyway, FYL. That has to suck.

ReportAbuse 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:04

**** you, you faggoty little ****. Everybody knows I'm right and the best. So, ha. **** you.

jaybrown 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:31

I love your name "ReportAbuse"

weeeeeener 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:23

that wouldn't sound lik a crunch. you would hear glass breaking and everything. this is a fake fml.

jmeg_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:56

i can't believe people are calling this fake because it "wouldn't sound like a crunch?" seriously? it's a loud noise of stuff being damaged. if you're that interested in finding fakes go troll snopes instead. anyway, that's really unfortunate, but pretty sure you can make your neighbors pay for at least part of the damages, since that tree was technically their property.

monkey_boy984 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:12

YDI for not paying attention u dumb blonde bitch and she must be blonde kus only a blonde would say stupid shit like that

HahaYDI 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:01

...wait were they actually doing construction? Because if they weren't then how the hell did the tree fall, trees don't just fall out of nowhere...usually. I call fake.

kukopia 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:13

AKKKKK!!!! Another douche FML!! Taking a shower has NOTHING to do with the FML. Knowing how big the tree was and why it fell does, but that info is omitted...