By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
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chaseafterwind82 29

'And that was what started the terrible conflict known as the Great Prank War of 2015.'

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beeferjay 34

I smell a payback a mile away. become karma by buying some glitter and hide a pile under his pillow.

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MdMan2 23

One word OP: Revenge.

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AaronRippin 11

My brother left his toenail clippings in a box I had. It was disgusting

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headlock911 17

Thought you Canadians were nice and polite and what not?

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alfalfalaffa 17

Keep talkin and I'll start giving you the rights and lefts and throw your head in the snow eh? ******' buddy over here.

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EarlFug 19

Let him know two can play the same game. Take some clippings of your hair and put them in an envelope then leave for him with a note saying, "Did you enjoy dinner? These could be in tomorrow's, or maybe some curly ones"

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janfleury 19

Let the beating start and not end till he swears allegiance to you and you only.

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whatarethisss 23

Make him chocolate covered pickles and chili.

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mercedesm 28

Paybacks are rather unfortunate.. I hope he realizes that.

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