By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
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GenaALazer 22

He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.

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JaegerMayCry 13

I think the best question to ask is....... Did he solve it? if yes, reward him with sexy times. its a win-win :D

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vipirius 18

Generally when a girl is lying naked in bed next to you, she doesn't WANT you to fight the urge.

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DLT_fml 20

Maybe you should have left your bra on? Seems he likes a bit of a challenge.

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ulissey_fml 22

Guess he had a color block.

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123man 11

I hope you did what any self-respecting lady would do: Take a dump on his bed, wipe you butt on his pillow, get dressed, and walk out. All in silence (unless you're a loud pooper).

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

It must be #28's sexual fantasy. I've never heard of this strategy in my life.

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zandalee 19

123man, have you just outed yourself as a serial pooper?! A self respecting serial pooper? Wow, wouldn't want to piss you off

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123man 11

Obviously *I* don't do that. I was giving advice to the woman. But who doesn't love a good ol' lady log?

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lalaney 14

The mix of responses on here reflects the reason why feminism exists: women can't win. "You're not trying hard enough, don't be a prude" "You're being too easy". You're a **** or a prude, OP, there's no winning.

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davincidasecond 24

I don't see how that is considering there are barely any comments that say she's being a ****/prude. And honestly, if OP wanted something to happen she should have also outwardly said she wanted sex. Down vote me all you want, but personally I'm making no sexual advance on a woman on my bed, naked or not, unless she asks me to. Her boyfriend was probably just one of those guys.

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blackonblight 32

Thank gods some guys like that actually exist. Be more vocal about that fact. It is an admirable trait to refuse to make assumptions and require clear, enthusiastically expressed desire before making a move. That just gave me a bit of hope.

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, I look at this as "guys can't win" We're expected to jump on a woman just because she's laying there naked? If we don't our sexuality is questioned. If we do, in some other context, we're a sexual predators (she didn't ask for sex). If she wanted sex, she should have done more than just lay there "suggestively". Say/Do something.

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davincidasecond 24

And there also lies the problem 125, because honestly, I was thinking that too. One of the many reasons I don't make advances towards women without being asked (besides the fact that it's just disrespectful of a person's personal space) is that theres a huge chance I'll be looked at as or accused of being a rapist. Seriously, people don't think about these things?

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barfcannon 24

I wouldn't want any guy to "ravage" me, 24. Now if we were talking about "ravishing", then OP probably wouldn't want her boyfriend to quell that particular urge

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ifavela89 13

maybe he was as surprised as you were that he played with the cube instead of you. sorry op try try again

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ifavela89 13

meant he must have been so nervous his only chose was to play with cube.

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