Love: Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching...

By Sarah91 - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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SEXMUFFIN21 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:11

who watches a cell phone? you need to get laid

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:53

...watching a cellphone? if that isn't the weirdest hobby i've ever heard...

Comments

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 18:24

He needs a reminder to lie to you! That is stupid.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 16 May 2014 7:24

Plot twist, he was talking about the pig "Babe"

SuperVertigo 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 2:32

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching my cellphone and my automatic message came up, reminding me to lie to babe so I can go out with the guys Friday. FML

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:10

Who watches a phone?

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 July 2015 8:53

who sets that?

StarkWolf_fml 23

Thursday 18 February 2016 1:35

Oops! caught!

PotatoesAndCake 26

Friday 4 March 2016 13:35

Now, you've the chance to dump him and find a guy who loves and deserves you

jentrynicole 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:32

Did he call them to check on you because he was worried or did he really just want them to wake you up?

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:35

I can only imagine something else is going on in your life that would have him worried? Because you can go to jail for sending police out on wild goose chases..

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:19

Oh good! My comment isn't the only one that ended up on the wrong FML. How on earth did this happen!

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:38

I can only imagine something else is going on in your life that would have him worried? Because you can go to jail for sending police out on wild goose chases..