Love: Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching...

By Sarah91 - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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SEXMUFFIN21 0

Friday 27 February 2009 5:11

who watches a cell phone? you need to get laid

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:53

...watching a cellphone? if that isn't the weirdest hobby i've ever heard...

Comments

hansbaby 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 7:02

I think she meant thy were watching sumthing on his phone like a movie

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:25

how stupid is he?

TKrisha_fml 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 22:26

Your life must stuck, if all you do it sit there and watch your boyfriend' phone

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:20

i would shove that phone up his ass

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:20

assuming you were watching a movie. cuz if you really were just staring at his phone, that's a problem in itself

whocaresfylfml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:21

technology these days, instead of watching sunsets it changed to watching technological devices

lexilou1824 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:32

One, what is he "doing" friday? two, you need to dumb him and 3, wow he might be cheating...just saying

TheOmen46 1

Friday 2 September 2011 7:01

One should be: who is he doing Friday and the other error is that it should be dump not dumb him idiotic redneck and he IS cheating on her, the question of might no longer applies