By Abyssal - 04/04/2011 18:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 188
You deserved it 11 925
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

andres19 0

that's why you wear protection

89 5

Comments

MuchDance90s 0

"making love from behind"... LOL. interesting phrase.

6 4
nancyfantastic 3

My thought exactly. You don't make love doggie style, there is a 4 letter word that is more appropriate.

11 1
ReynshineCutting 10

Ya there's definitely no love in that

0 0
polysyllabist 3

And that's how natural selection weeds out even those who can find mates; death by doggy fail.

11 1
TheWorldGreatest 8

perfect timing. couldn't it been anymore better then that .

0 0
Fx13mz 7

Good wife though lol.

0 0
cyanidesandwich 21

were you rocking out to headbanger music?

1 1
CateXOX 0

Hmmm, sounds like a fetish.

2 0