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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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You deserved it 812

By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By IHaveTwoOwies - 06/10/2017 13:00

Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML

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Action_Bastard 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:12

Oh man...pancaking a nut is the worst.

MetalFish 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:18

dude..... you gotta be careful with those! they aren't like teeth you know, they don't grow back! you only get one set of nuts!

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iamchuck 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:24

YDI for being a woman with nuts.

mintcar 9

Friday 8 October 2010 19:25

Wow, that sounds extremely painful.

SAMHAlN 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:26

are you a female squirrel op?

smallsmerry 0

Friday 8 October 2010 21:36

yes he is

chrisauh 4

Friday 8 October 2010 21:41

now he is

BakNBitz 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:44

how he is?

jose1760 1

Friday 8 October 2010 19:33

Don't worry you can get a new one on E-Bay!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 8 October 2010 19:57

Who cares about the shipping, how much for the handling?

amerwin 3

Friday 8 October 2010 19:34

Next time, wear a supporter cup while doing household chores. Did you have to wear a helmet as an infant?

MAGNAVOX 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:36

Ouch, ******** pain is the worst!

jose1760 1

Friday 8 October 2010 19:40

Don't worry you can get a new one on E-Bay!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 8 October 2010 19:54

Who cares about the shipping, how much for the handling?

FMLRelapse 4

Friday 8 October 2010 19:41

Darwin strikes again!!!!

andyfreay 1

Friday 8 October 2010 19:41

fyl indeed

redheadedmonster 24

Friday 8 October 2010 19:47

omfg that hurts me and I'm a girl!

Randen_fml 0

Friday 8 October 2010 20:09

you should get them nuts of yours removed then.

steelersjackson 0

Friday 8 October 2010 21:32

lmfao. this is a definite win for 39 lol.

steelersjackson 0

Friday 8 October 2010 21:34

lmfao. this is a definate win for 39 lol

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Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving Roast Duck I would be serving Roast Fuck. FML

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Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML

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Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

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Same thing different taste

In pain

Wakey wakey

SO FRUSTRATING

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