By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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fisheatsbear 6

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

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ghostwitch1863 0

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

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ElMetalero 0

you shouldve given him a cookie for his hard work

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lucidlucia 0

if he wanted to leave cause he wasn't into her, he probly would have said I gotta go. not I'm finished. maybe it was so good for him that he did finish. that should probly be your last time with that guy....but the up side....no messy clean up. it's all in his pants. lol

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Wow, pop his top with a kiss. Hey OP, you down for making out with random people you meet over the interwebz?

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Gvil_Eenius 0

Kissing you may have been like kissing a wet sponge and he decided to bail.

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Sheryll 0

it means he jizzed in his pants you tards.

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mr_miyagi 0

this really never happens you can take my word i want to apologize thats just absurd mainly your fault for the way you were kissing that i jizzed in my pants dont tell your friends or ill say your a **** plus its your fault you were rubbing my butt im very sensitive some would say thats a plus now ill go home and change

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