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Maybe you were in a weird or awkward position that made it difficult to fully feel the entirety of your manhood.
The world is life saving medicine. Like penis enlargement pills.
Damn it. I meant to say the world is full of life saving medicine.
We all knew what you meant. Didn't make it any better.
It's not merely the size of the boat, but rather, the motion of the ocean. Unless there is a raging typhoon. Ask your gf if she is a massive, ship crushing hurricane. If that answer is yes, tell her to sew it up and take her charlatan tricks elsewhere.
Why are we using marine metaphors for sex?
#68 - Because the homophones "seamen" and "semen" both apply, so why not eliminate confusion?
You might want to go see a doctor if you feel insecure. But yet again, he might direct you to Weenie Hut General.
That is ****** up for her and you.
Why was she trying to touch your penis if it was your first time making out with her?! Shouldn't she be nervous or something?
Why should she be nervous?
Sounds like she doesn't even know what "hard" is then.
Interesting that it's the guys who say it's how you use it...
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You sure were hard... Hard to find.
Well, shit.