The nightmare of every nude model! I hope you played it off well. Clearly you have no self-esteem issues.

LMAO @ 18 and 35

18 wins the topic

LMAO at # 18. xD awesome fml btw :D

I was photographing a young female nude model, I belonged to a coop art gallery and borrowed the apt of a female friend. She left us alone and I had her lie down on a bed and bend her head back as far as it would go (I was just experimenting with poses as I was not experienced at nude models) I was taking a close up of her head and breasts and her nipples sprang to erect as soon as she bent her head back. It was very warm so I realized then that I have seen women have orgasms and many times they bend their head back, so I figured I had triggered erotic memories and or feelings in the model. I have never modeled nude but I was getting deep tissue massage from a San Francisco new age masseuse. She touched me on my belly next to my pubic hair, inside my thighs etc and when I got a hard on shes just said your penis says hello that it was perfectly normal that men get erections. At first when it started to come up I was mortified then excited when she said it was ok. After repeated erections I started dripping good amounts of pre-cum now THAT got embarrassing but she ignored it. She had me doing primal grunts and pelvic thrusts into the mat etc during these sessions so its no surprise about the erections. Wish she was still around or I could find another masseuse like that. Aside from the new age stuff she was very good at the bodywork.

this was in a commercial...whatever most of the stuff on here is fake anyway

#14: the fact that youre naked sometimes does things.

Nope it was real, by the way you look hot!

OK, modelling nude. I've been doing it on & off for years. A few yrs back in a class of all female college girls, I was in a sitting pose, relaxed, sitting back relaxing. I could not help but notice actually two very attractive young ladies drawing me. At this point, I felt my **** stasrting to "get life". It gradually filled up and was soon rising majestically on its unalterable course (now it was too late!) to a full hard erection ! At first, I heard nothing, then as it reached its apex, pointing straight up, I could hear muffled giggles from the girls! I noticed 2 or 3 of the girls stopped drawing, while others continued. One of the sexy girls was smiling, the other one was looking at her, her mouth open in shock! The female monitor said nothing, as the giggles continued & i could see a few girls blushing. Finally, after about 3 or 4 mins of a rock hard erection, it slowly started to deflate! During the 'break', I noticed a few girls had drawn the full erection.,..while one very "creative" artist, had drawn my penis in "time frame" mode, starting with it flaccid, then, about 5 or 6 different "frames" of my ****, on it's northward.."journey"! During the "break" I went to the men's room & got myself off to prevent a re-occurence! I did NOT wanna jeaopardize my job. I guess no student said anything, I was asked back. Defintely exhilarating & an "adreniline rush"! I'd like to know, from females on here, do you ladies "check out" the guy's "package" when he drops the robe? Do you comment on it among yourselves? Anyway- funny thing, my next session with that same class I had 1 or 2 girls (not the cute ones) seem to me to be trying to get me hard, looking at me, licking their lips, smiling, one girl in the front was moving her legs while drawing, showing her pink panties! I don't care what most women say, I really feel the majority of them really enjoyed the "show"! Ladies, (Questions)- do you really "check out" the guys penis & balls? Do you mention sizes among yourselves. When you see the model before he drops his robe, do you give your opinions on how you think he's hung? Kinda an "informal bet"-- Get back-- Steve

@175, I imagined you orating that whole passage with gratuitous "air quotes" and it completely overshadowed your topic of penises; I'm sorry.