Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art...

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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moron_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:17

hahahha #18, yourrr awesome.

some_chic 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:58

haa, haa! woulda loved to be in that class! i only ever got fat old guys to draw...but i have to agree with #40...shoulda fired off some knuckle children ahead of time ;)

YouGotJizzed 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:15

Lol! Simple: "Baby, you are hot, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"

GRPHC 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:25

Dude. Perfect set-up situation. You now have a perfect topic to go and approach her with. Lawl.

magicalunicorns7 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:01

lmao. 154 rly?

foehawk 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:39

yes rly 161 but it makes for kick ass pick up lines!!

marsh_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 7:32

#111: The fluid was pre-cum. A male doesn't have to have an erection in order to release pre-cum because it happens in both stages - flaccid and erect. It's about the equivalent of the female's getting wet; just prepares the body and general area for what the body more or less "expects" to happen - sex. Pre-cum also does have a strange viscosity, so although it can be clear and stretchy, it can also kind of flow easily. Maybe there was something else wrong with the guy, but I don't think the pre-cum was part of it. I'm still sorry you had to experience that. And so many thanks to #18 for making my day.

hehpoof 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:56

# 163: Precum is the body's way of clearing out any lingering urine from the urethra. Normally, only a couple drops of it is produced. The fact that this was a free-flowing string of a texture I've never seen before with precum for a full 3 1/2 hours tells me something was wrong.