Intimacy: Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art...

By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Bden - 21/03/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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O_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:46

did she draw it hard?

khold 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:53

Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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Xkwizit 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 19:34

if you're sexy. then that's so hott .. LOL.

Prisoner_24601 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:38

It happens.

nuga 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:44

My friends in art school like to nickname the models; for instance, this one woman with a botched boob job is fondly known as 'square boobs'. Perhaps you will be 'stands at attention' =)

naty_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:48

HAHHA 28 made me LOL

Nilorac 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:53

Hahaha, awesome!

VieDeMerde_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:01

I've never understood how guys could model like that without getting a hard-on. I mean, It doesn't take much sometimes, especially when you are naked.

omgnooo 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:16

That isn't bad at all unless u're lacking down there... She went to that class expecting to see you naked, so i doubt she is going to be immature about it or think that you're a disgusting person because you got an boner... If anything, your chances at getting with her are better than before. Go for it man! while you're still on her mind how many people were drawing you?

foehawk 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:49

Dude that must have sucked. But just play off of it. I mean my last name is Hardon. It works out in the long run trust me.

life_my_fuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:12

I take a life drawing class, and I've seen that happen before, and it was probably one of the most awkward situations I've ever experienced. Like, everyone in the class just sort of looked at eachother.. and the model sort of tried to act like nothing happened.. and the teacher disappeared into the back room for a couple minutes, which is what she does when she needs a drink.