By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

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Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
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spekledworf 18

I hope it wasn't in public. I work at a movie theater and have walked in on worse than handjobs. We don't appreciate it.

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ohioain 18

You gotta know how to work it(;

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Quiet_one 22

I clicked FYL, but then I realized you'd said "movie date," which implies being in public. WTF is wrong with you and your boyfriend? Or do you also use "movie date" to refer to watching a movie in someone's living room? That's an important distinction.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Movie date doesn't always mean going out to the cinema, could just be at her house or his.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Yeah, doing that in public is just nasty lol

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BenjiX_fml 13

At least you tried. Most women wouldent do something like that for thier boyfriend.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, be it public or private anyway, there are really only two steps to a good handjob. 1) Excite 2) Use your mouth instead.

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graceinsheepwear 33

A girl after my own heart.

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MontvaleMayhem 11

Go check out the shake weight commercial. :)

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wvcheesehead1 9

So you just couldn't pull off an ******.

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bubble_burst 16

Are you the same lady from a previous FML who "got angry after not being able to have an ******. What was I angry at? My own hand." If yes, you need to take lessons.. professional paid lessons...

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fboy1588 14

Well at least op was down for it in a "public" place shes a keeper

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amifaiyaz 12

I admire your enthusiasm for public sexytimes, but practice is aways good.

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