By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Spicy
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 710
You deserved it 18 643

Same thing different taste

Top comments

spekledworf 18

I hope it wasn't in public. I work at a movie theater and have walked in on worse than handjobs. We don't appreciate it.

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

So you watch this guy's self-technique and then you know how he likes it. Speed intensity, grip, wetness and so on. There is no one way; just tune into your partner.

graceinsheepwear 33

and she never said it was a PDA in the theater. Could have been in the car or who knows where.

Why can i just imagine the white chicks sleepover with the *****'s, ah that shit is hilarious xD

oyemba 6

Next time you give him a head job and then before he is satisfied, you stop and ask him to finish it his damn self.

graceinsheepwear 33

you sound like the only head job in this fml.

kewpiesuicide 29

Never give a guy a handjob! They have years and years of experience that is impossible to duplicate. Do something he can't do himself lol

graceinsheepwear 33

Asking for a hand job really means he wants you to start with that then blow him.

friedbunnies 9

Sweetie no one can give a man a better hand job than himself. On the flip side, he can't suck his own dick though, so you're not totally useless. :)

you gotta Hand it to him if you want a Job done right do it your self

Should have saved it for a more private setting not in a public place.

Aregonde 15

YDI for agreeing to jerk your boyfriend off in public. That is disgusting.