Intimacy: Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked...

By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 16:06

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:36

Practice makes perfect

spekledworf 18

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:39

I hope it wasn't in public. I work at a movie theater and have walked in on worse than handjobs. We don't appreciate it.

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olpally 32

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:22

Well, more popcorn for you then. Haha. Keep that kind of thing private though, why in public? Thats nasty.

Turock27 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:23

Must have been a pretty empty theater. Were you watching After Earth? Lolol

Nemo77_fml 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:25

That's pretty hot that you still did it. Good job.

Ti996r28 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:27

If it wasn't working for him why couldn't he just hold your hand so he could guide you, to show you how it works for him? Just ask him next time (not in public maybe) ;) for some guidance. Practice makes perfect!

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:35

He sounds ungrateful.

AngelLovesDerby 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:52

That's kinda nasty in a movie theatre...

AllegroRubato 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:55

Awww don't feel bad OP! Handjobs are really hard! I'm sure he doesn't think any less of you for not being able to pull it off or anything. I mean that, btw. Girls are usually terrible at handjobs through no fault of their own (they've never had penises, for one, and different guys like to handle their junk in different ways), so don't sweat it.

EnjoiChocolate 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:58

Everyone, OP just mentioned that they had a movie date. You can still have movie dates at home,

lina_bean 5

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:08

**** that shit!! When he starts something get him off of u n walk away say ill finish urself!

laufinobsver 3

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:54

If you're not going to write out full words, at least make it so your partial words make sense.....or some form of punctuation. 'When he starts something get him off of u n walk away say ill finish urself!'