By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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EffMEffinL 0

That reminds me of the time I passed by my friend at school in the hallway, and said, "What's up?" she looked hurt and didn't respond. Later, I asked her why. She thought I said 'Shut up'. Communication Fail.

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saranottelling 7

What I really want to know is why you greeted her with "Hey sweetheart" on the1st date. That's more of a 5th-10th date thing. On the 1st-5th dates you greet each other by name. The 10th date and up you start making those really horrible nicknames that make your friends sick each time you use them.

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Twi_lover_EC 6

Ya, I've had plenty of communication fails, but they get noticed most of the time. So, ya, that sux.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Then how is that a communication fail if they noticed?

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rose12353 0

YDI for callin her sweetheart on the first date. nah nah jk jk. FYL dude. that sucks

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containsnosoy 0

I'd rather be called "Hey retard" than "Hey sweetheart" on a first date any day.

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_nobodyspecial 0

She understood what you said but she didn't like you calling her sweetheart and got defensive. You shouldn't be calling her anything.

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