By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
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EffMEffinL 0

That reminds me of the time I passed by my friend at school in the hallway, and said, "What's up?" she looked hurt and didn't respond. Later, I asked her why. She thought I said 'Shut up'. Communication Fail.

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saranottelling 7

What I really want to know is why you greeted her with "Hey sweetheart" on the1st date. That's more of a 5th-10th date thing. On the 1st-5th dates you greet each other by name. The 10th date and up you start making those really horrible nicknames that make your friends sick each time you use them.

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zachattackkk 0

YDI for calling a girl 'sweetheart' on the first date. also, why the **** are you dating a girl that's mentally retarded enough to think you'd call her a retard for no reason?

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pretty_rave_girl_fml 11

Wow that sux!!

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fa11en 0

If the girl can't understand that she misunderstood you and can't take a complement, she's not worth your time.

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kirstenmhairi 0

yeah I had a major row that lasted for days with one of my best friends in highschool because she overheard me talking about how she has a really "fat" belly.... I said "flat".

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collegegrad2009 0

My Gfs father had a Myth TV box that was never setup right by his son, I suggested a few changes based of the "torrent server" setup I had for my roommates in college because 3 of my roommates killed our internet by all downloading the same movies..... He thought I was suggesting copying my "**** server", I should have beleived her when she said he has bad hearing, along with the hour of apologizing and convincing him Im not a pervert it eventually works out. As someone pointed out just mention how stupid it would be for you to say that.

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