Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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tiger69 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:09

how is this fyl? you're just retarded

zoolander951 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:09

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PureGold 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:10

I think someone missed their nap today...

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:11

The more times I read this, the more I notice they'll let just about anything on FML these days.

wutupbruh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:12

how is this an FML though? the OP just made a stupid mistake but its not like it ruined their life or even their day! It just made the OP feel slightly stupid about themselves, but that doesnt mean that their life is Effed. NOT AN FML!

epicfailburger 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:19

byte me

YamiJay 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:12

Fail.

Kaaaaatie 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:13

you must have been walking so quickly that you felt like you were in a car. way to go dude, way to go..

anna_3911 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:13

hahaha!!!

nevele11 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:16

Fake. That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

ibaneziceman 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:17

Who cares #15? It's hilarious.

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