By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
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kgb121 0

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

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Luckster 0

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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yanarach 0

... This just made me laugh xD You too, are another of my new favourite FML people. Wow. xD

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Jasper_fml 0

HOW THE **** DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT YOU ARE ******* WALKING? JESUS.

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MsSippi 0

wow. that's just ridiculous. i have never mistaken what action i was performing... SHIT, i forgot i was typing. i thought i was consuming a burrito. good thing i remembered what i was doing. hmm. yeah that doesn't happen as far as i know.

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Sketchisan 27

Not to those extremes, but I have forgotten what I was doing in the middle of doing it. I've found myself holding a bandaid and rubbing alcohol and wondering why before I realized I was currently bleeding all over the floor, or holding a toothbrush and not remembering if I was about to brush my teeth or if I already had. People do get distracted in the middle of stuff by random thoughts or brain farts. That said, while I can see forgetting where you're walking TO, I've never actually forgotten that I was walking.

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joho104 0

Haha funy no worries we all have our off days

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Kristoffer 35

"FYL" would have been if you got pulled over anyway. You're just a moron.

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Slinky_fml 0

lol! I know its not an fml really, but i gave it a 'it definitely is!' because it just made me laugh so much!!! especially since i wouldn't be surprised to see myself doing the same thing :)

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LilRed 0

Get a lot speeding tickets I take it?

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hk_fml 9

lmao xD that's terrible, how can you be completely unaware that you're walking?

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catatonicsleep 17

You must have done a lot of driving recently to get mixed up, but it's normal to zone out, I can go walking the dog and get half way round our route and not know how I got there just because it's so automatic to me.

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odexy 12

That happened to me once in highschool hahaha. I was spaced out at the end of my first class when the bell rang, then next thing you know I was in the middle of the hallway on my way to my second class and I didn't even remember getting up and walking XD.

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