Kids: Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my...

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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cherrypieguy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:22

YDI for not keeping up with ur virginity better!

Ree_rel 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:26

You should get her to help you find your dignity too :)

lifegoeson21 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:33

This comment is win.

allanaskye 0

Monday 18 October 2010 3:28

I agree 

waterynuggets 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:32

No, they weren't. There are plenty of 30 year olds who are marriage and aren't mature. Oops this was meant to be a reply to someone who said #11 was saying teenagers aren't "mature" enough when uh marriage doesn't define maturity, clearly.

Whatevers_clever 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:34

Clearly you're not old enough to lose it if you're bragging about it.

I_Deserved_It 8

Friday 14 August 2009 3:37

Wait, this isn’t like the time you got a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:09

Haha loved the That 70's Show reference :D

Rach17 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:41

Hahah, your sister sounds cute. She thought she was helping. :) But, seriously, bragging about losing it? Honestly, even I know not to do that, and I'm only 14. And ew, who goes around saying: "OMG, I lost my virginity last night! YAYYYY!" WTF? Next time, make sure you're ALONE when you talk about that thing. Or better yet, just don't talk about it at all. I think I prefer option number two. That's still nasty that you brag about it, I mean, are you like fifty and only just now losing it?!