Kids: Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my...

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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Nightfallz 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:45

ydi for bragging about losing your virginity. how is that anything to brag about?

kaelendra 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:46

YDI for bragging and talking bout it on a phone anyone couldve picked up and heard the convo.

acd23 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:49

Maybe the OP called it her V card while talking to her friend, so her little sister was looking for a card in her purse with a V on it. Haha, that would be so adorable. Little kids are so funny sometimes.

debbiedowner2 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:56

YDI for bragging about it like you won the lotto. Why is everyone in a rush to lose it all of a sudden?

razorgenius67 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:01

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LOST VIRGINITY IN ISLE 69 lmao!

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:53

win bout the 69 part ;)

jlynn91 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:01

YDI for either A- being old enough/mature enough to lose your virginity and still living with your parents, or B- not being old or mature enough to have sex and seeing losing your virginity as some kind of accomplishment rather than something meaningful.

itschris 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:10

Ydi for bragging about it. Who wants to hear someone bragging about losing their virginity I hope your mom beats the crap out of you.

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 14 August 2009 2:11

you should have lived 100 years ago

youngboss_fml 2

Friday 14 August 2009 2:14

( NUMBER ELEVEN)

Paige_Nicole10 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:12

um why we're you discussing this on the phone? are you an idiot?? (hmm rhetorical question, because the awnser is obvious that you are) and second why do other girls brag about this? i mean its such a private matter i cant believe you would just call up your friend and discuss this. anytime anything sexual happens between me and a guy i would only tell my closest, most trusted friend: in the deepest of confidence, in person. and this usually happens when i just need some advice or a sounding board. because (even though you may think it is) it isnt a cool thing to bragg about, and isnt going to make you popular.