Transportation: Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would...

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:37

Lol. Awesome. I would have loved to have seen that. I would have been that one guy sitting there pissing himself laughing and then high 5'ing you.

orukinawa 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:33

lol u farted urself awake like brian from family guy

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Person1233 12

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:53

There's a Sparta, NJ :O

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:54

lol, is this the national Fart day or what??

sublimaze 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:57

you shoulda said "yeah that one was lame. i can do better" and rip one that would shake the train off the tracks

denbeste 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:00

Fartday bells, fartday bells, fartday all the way!

xDConversexD 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:36

hobos don't go on trains dumbass

SamIsSoaked 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:47

Totally made my day! thanks for the laugh OP!

rufusnsmegma 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:53

Huge **** are tittilicious.

Angeledice 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:11

LOL! I once had almost the same thing happening, only I snored myself awake with a really loud one. The looks people gave me can only make me imagine the way they looked at you! Shit happens ^^

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:16

Is it just me, or when I read that the person was asleep on the train and was "jerked," did you expect the next word to be "off?" I think it's just me.