By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 460
You deserved it 4 661

Same thing different taste

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Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)

perdix 29

And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.

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Just dunk your head into a bucketful of Clinique cover-up and hope for the best, I guess.

Well, congratulations for getting married :) Happy wedding day

danieljmurray 3

That ending line, beyond perfect my friend.

Should've taken today off and saved up your energy for the honeymoon, if you know what I mean.

doglover100 28

That wedding diet seems to be working though.

Vinchenzo_Flux 8

I remember doing that, except when I fell I held onto the bar and skinned my knees pretty damn good.

AriSwagg 9

I don't appreciate the comment about Chris Brown, but people have their own opinions. Stupid ones, sure, but whatever