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By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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By Dkim620 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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Saturday 2 February 2013 5:23

Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)

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Saturday 2 February 2013 5:28

And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.

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igive 29

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:44

The good news is you'll be wearing a veil for part of the ceremony.

_shakalaka_ 9

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:52

Chris Brown without the money and the singing?

ClaremoreZebra 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 7:26

But all the beating.

elrcastor 8

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:14

you need a better story than that, you had an epic throw down with your fiancé, and you won.

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:27

Burn

aaalllliiiii 6

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:31

You deserve it for making fun of Chris brown Hopefully you look worse tomorrow

sodapop83 14

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:45

I hope you have a great makeup artist

chrissy2 28

Saturday 2 February 2013 6:48

Worst fear - having a black eye at my wedding

Satoaoi 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 7:10

oh lawd

eddeeezzyy 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 7:28

I absolutely love the wording of the last part of this FML.

beach_babe89 11

Saturday 2 February 2013 8:04

I'm sorry op :( I'm sure he will still see you just as beautiful as before

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