Intimacy: Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking... - FML

By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

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BerryRockstar 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:25

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:06

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

casey6492 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:03

haha, oh well. what song?

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paramore96 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:11

#5. epic win

madskillz3088 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:22

I Jamma the bass while I'm *******.... man we should start a ******* band... the girl moaning could be the lead singer...!!

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:00

lmao hahaha

MiichelleRomero 7

Monday 12 April 2010 2:38

aw haha thts pretty funny tho

MyOwnCreation 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 6:53

Thta's pretty epic.

upintheorange 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:11

...we can move the party to the bedroom, i'ma beat ya body like a bongo...

zomglol 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 6:02

That is awesome.

Lulu714 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 6:42

hahaha, What.A.CHAMP!

Chad_the_Brony 0

Friday 4 November 2011 8:22

Did you back him up with air bass?

profligatesoul 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:28

Where's the FML here? You're still getting it on. Let him pound you

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