By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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fierts 0

Can I pose a question here? If you saw the following what would your reply be: Today, I was riding my girlfriend real good, right and I turn away for a sec to check the footy score. When I looked back, she's doing some dance to the music she's listening to in her headphones. FML. Well? does that mean he's a bad lay? When will society realize that its not the girl's duty to please him?!?

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YuckFou_fml 0

Air drums FTW You riding him FTW and... Meh.. Dunno.. Owyea was he good at Air drums?!

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Diligent17 4

Wow ur bf was a beast. I would love to do something like listen to music or play a game while doing that at the same time.

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luckyman9106 0

hahahha omg! and i thought i was the only one who has done this! whats awesome is after giving me a questioned look, she just looked back to the side and went back into it :) p.s. it wasnt a bad lay, i always put on rock music(usaully my ipod plugged into my stereo) while ****** like a bandit, ony this time i just had my ipod :) apple ftw

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dramakat11 0

Lol. Maybe it floats his boat? Was he still hard?

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pimpjoemofo 0

Today, I was getting awesome sex from my girl. She starts to go off into her own world so i put my earphones on and turn on my jams. A mad drum solo comes on so i pull out my air drums, when I look up she is staring at me. FML

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SteakyWindows 0

Save a drum, bang a drummer...

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emmaa_g 0

To be fair you were looking away, so can't of been too exciting for you either

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