Intimacy: Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking... - FML

By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

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BerryRockstar 9

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:25

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:06

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

casey6492 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:03

haha, oh well. what song?

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Galpalxoxo 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:18

Ooh #175 ill giv u a ride;)

FKO 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:36

hahahahaha!!

ifartfire 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:19

you should have quiffed on his face.

Rappleslayer 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:47

i've had sex while watchin movies, driving, playing xbox, even playing guitar.... sorry, but this is something that he decided to do cause he was bored instead of think about it in his head... at least he is forward with you that you need to learn some new positions or be more fun in bed...and honestly, if you're looking away, that gives any guy full rights to do "His Thing" as well

falconpunch 0

Monday 27 April 2009 7:38

185 shown to all by south park queefs arent atall cool, your just sick and 186 your the man cant wait till college woooo

deamer 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:58

Wow then you completely lied PO and made it sound like you were shocked to look back and find him doing this. You knew the whole time so this should not have even shown up on this site.

epic_failure_lol 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:44

he must have been bored, don't worry its just your body

Easy_Target 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:13

Uh...you...rocked his world?

conor1423 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:17

was he playin them on ur knockers? cuz that would be awesum

israfel070 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 3:44

Your bf is awesome. Keep him forever.

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