By BerryRockstar - 21/04/2009 17:37 - United States

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Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML
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BerryRockstar 9

AAAHH I can't believe I posted this on here and now i have to EXPLAIN myself to you people. Well there's the thing. 1) This was totally not a "Today" but a totally "Last November" 2) He was wearing headphones when we got into it, so why should i help him any 3) This was the FIRST time we'd done it, so HE was the bad lay 4) We're not dating anymore (I broke up with him) 5) FML anyway for wasting so much time with him I know i cheated on the "today" thing, but who hasn't. It just says that they all relatively START with "today" and END with FML. I hope this answers a couple of questions.

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JVonDahl 9

Well, you weren't looking at him & paying attention to him, so why should he?

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rukiddinme_fml 0

that's not so much FML, as WTF. there's something wrong with your boyfriend.

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SilenceOfTheLamb 0

its so cool playing air drum while listening to a good song..but not while you and him are doing it,ROFL

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princess514 0

come on, this is kind of funny! esp. if he's that comfortable with her. i'd laugh and punch my boyfriend if he did that...... haha

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blackdaisy85 0

wow...must have been a good song. dude seriously though. what's wrong with him? Although my boyfriend has started watching tv during sex before lol

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deadpoetic333 0

umm, turn on some music next time before you start. but yeah thats pretty ******, but it could be worse. Ive had a friend tell me that while a girl was sucking him up, he pulled out his phone and started texting. haha im actually planning on making my girlfriend answer my phone while we do it if certain ppl call me =P. I already told her this and she's cool with it ahaha, i ******* love her.

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scytheakse 0

i would beat the shit out of him and dump his ass

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