Animals: Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!"... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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Doggos 4 Life

By Jerry01 - 19/11/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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Doggy dog world

By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Minorchord 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...

BitterJaded 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.

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suckingatlife 9

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:33

I don't think this is so much of an FML but it is totally one of those things that does happen to people every once in a while.

24788 6

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:33

I do this all the time. The gym: You have a nice work out. Me: You to.

imkendra 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:39

I do this at the movies. Have told so many theatre employees to enjoy the movie "too". Embarrassing. But not as bad as such a mistake insinuating a woman is a dog =D

TrixDisorder 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:52

I loved saying this when I used to work at a restaurant. "Enjoy your meal." "You too." Heheh. Simple pleasures.

americayay 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:57

The other day at the movies, I bought my popcorn. "Enjoy your movie." "You too." Then I realized what I said, laughed, so did they, and I went in to watch the movie. Yet, I did not consider an FML situation. You know. Because it's not.

Pwibble 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:03

Haha that's a great fail :D #48 Obviously, in your case it wasn't insulting.

THE_Lemon 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:04

Haha that's so awesome xD

lobstar 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:09

FYL because I've done it too. Once some waitress at a restaurant said good luck studying as I left, since I mentioned I had finals coming up. I responded "you too" out of instinct. It's so embarrassing.

nooblover 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:15

haha, i do that all of the time! person: "Have fun in europe!" ...me: "You too!...?"

141412 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:17

Hahaha... Always can appriciate an awkward "you too"..

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again for the first time in six weeks. Since I’ve come down with Covid, the only real difference it makes with our virtual contact is that now we can wave to each other in person. FML

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Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML

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Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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